firstly, I OVERSLEPT!!!lol was supposed to wake up at 6am, but ended falling back asleep and waking up ONLY AT 7AM?! i was sooooo petrified that the good seats would be taken up and i rushed like mad can. haha. and in the end, when i reached there, ade, bear and wf were like already there. [it proves im damn late if bear could reach there earlier than me]
lol. so we sat down and walked here walked there. and i had already targetted a few ahzi autograph session boards that were hanging around the central. and bee soon came after that. and so we [wf, me, ade, bear and bee] went to find some breakfast to eat. and seriously, bee needs to open her mouth louder and talk. lol. cus we were walking around trying to find some place where we could stave off our hunger and we walked for at least 15mins before bee said 'there's a macdonald's infront'
i can swear, if i didn't know bee was quiet, she probably would have a red mark against her neck (cus i would have strangled her) LOL!!!
anyways we walked all the way until raffles place man!!!it's like bu zhi bu jue we walked there and we were like damn amazed!its like almost 3 plus stops away from clarke quay leh!decided to go BK in the end lo. by then, ahjoyce had reached the central and was like calling us to come back faster. haha.
while me and ahjoyce stayed in the air con, the 4 others were acting melancholic and sitting at the steps facing the river eating their breakfast. XD so hot can!soon we got to go in to the sitting area where all of us started crapping. haha. and designing those plastic eggs. and i can swear, trying to write a message to ahzi can be so discerning at times, BECAUSE HALF THE TIME WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE TO HER!because probably all the people in the world have written msgs to her, and every type of sentence has been used up. so there is zilch space for originality in the msgs!!!

however, as ahjoyce had designed the piggy egg for me, i suddenly had the idea of asking the lamer5 to write down short msgs for ahzi behind the piggy egg!!!and it turned out well!!!


i swear, joyce's chicky egg is so damn cute. haha. it is soooo cute until it stole ahjoyce's limelight and got paraded on newspaper, instead of ahjoyce being paraded xD if u don't believe me, see this:

seee!ahjoyce's egg is on ahzi's hands. so lucky. lol
anyways den came lhb where all of us were like listening to on radio. and hell yeah we caused alot of commotion when we heard that SOMEONE'S song was 2nd and the whole central jus exploded with screams LOL. and of cus a song called ni guang by the singer STEFANIE SUN came in first [obviously]. xD and cruz was like saying 'those at the central mus be cheering when we hear that ni guang came in first' and true enough we were cheering man!it was like as if mediacorp radio heard us xD
sooon aft that, with help from the committee who soooo patiently opened and closed the gates for us as this lousy bladder of mine had to visit the toilet almost every hour, the auto session soooon started. but before that i was seriously comtemplating how to wear on the sunglasses!because i hate wearing my contact lenses and i was practically a blind if i wore my sunglasses with my specs.
but one important ting happened. the lamer5 finally had a group photo!!!

and TADAHHHHH!the autosession started. and i can tell u it was madnesssss!we started screaming even before ahzi could step out haha. and she sang ni guang and we were all wearing our sunglasses and singing along. but the shitty sound system stopped ahzi from singing more songs which is so disappointing can. cus some of them had already written the da zhi bao for wo huai nian de and circled the XIONG word already



den it was time for the jokes part. where 5 people [4 from the fc, 1 from the forum] went up to tell their jokes to ahzi. but hor, seriously i tink ahzi too nice haha. cus the jokes not funny at all!!!!hahaha. only twl's one was the best. 'she me ji bu neng chi?' the answer was 'guJI guJI' lol and ahzi gave that T_T'' face man!classic!



but the most classic part of the jokes session was when peiwen pronounced ahzi as ahzhi. and ahzi kept suaning peiwen about it. and den cq suaned her back by saying that SOMEONE[ahzi obviously] pronounced 'liu bai ci' which meant 600 times as 'liu bai chi' which meant 6 idiots. wahahaha!and ahzi kept quiet and said 'MEI LI MAO!!!!'
after that it was gifts presentation part and queen and jm went up to present the gifts to her. and while ahzi was talking to cq, queen was fooling around and posing for the cameras and not knowingly that ahzi turned around to look at her. i was like OMG!!!! wahaha. ahzi's expression was priceless and had that T_T'' look again. lol. !and the best part was that ahzi took out some random eggs to be photographed with. and guess which egg she took out!she took out ahjoyce's chicky egggg!!!




and while looking thru the collage that the fc gave her, eve and zy were trying to burst the poppers but couldn't pop it. and ahzi was like super oblivious until zy burst the first popper and ahzi got a shock. subsequently they tried to burst the poppers but couldn't and ahzi was still laughing at them but at the same time having that shocked look of fear on her face, cus she didn't know when the poppers will burst. lol!!


okay gifts session over, jokes session over. it was actually time to sign the albums but we were seriously starving because ahzi only sang 1 song!!!due to the shitty system. but we 'encore encore!' and ahzi finally gave in and asked us what song we wanted her to sing. so we all said 'GUGI GUGI!!!' and ahzi den asked queen and jm to go up to dance. and here i would like to express my thanks to all the gugi gugi dance teachers who taught me [a dance idiot] how to dance gugi gugi. LOL


lol so aft the dance, ahzi was damn fast hahaha. she immediately went to the table to prepare signing for the albums. that aunty, haha, she scared we ask her sing wo huai nian de i tink. and thus began a SUPER SUPER LONG QUEUE!there were like 2000+ people there waiting to sign the albums. those ahlaos were obviously pushing like mad, and caused me and my ahjoyce to separate!!!!so shitty rite?!and they're already considered quite in the priority queue liao lo. so kiasu. lol.


initially i had a post-stix there written 'write to audrey: happy birthday' cus it is my birthday this week. but due to time constrains and the SHEER AMOUNT OF PEOPLE. and i thot only can sign one album so i went up with ONLY ONE ALBUM T_T. aft that i found out can sign like how many u wan. hahaha. and so i queued again. but not before koping those boards with joyce. wahaha. we're like thieves man xD
anyways. all of us got damn high while waiting to go for the 2nd round. cus we started singing to ALL THE SONGS in the album. and started dancing gugi gugi, and singing wohuainiande with that exaggerated hand actions. and singing xuyaoni's high notes with a piercing scream. wahaha. it sounded like we were being raped man!!!
went for round 2. and no, ahzi didn't sign again. hahaha. but the first and second time, she looked up into my eyes and smiled and said 'bu hao yi shi' for the first time, and 'sorry' for the 2nd time. wahahaha!HIGH HIGH HIGH!!!how to get a tian hou to say sorry to you twice in a day man!hahaha.
and in a blink of the eye. the auto session was over. haha. but not before we escorted ahzi out and she BLEW A FLYING KISS TOWARDS US AND SAID I LOVE YANZIUNLIMITED in a flirty manner!!!wahaha the nerve of that aunty!!wahaha. she knows we love her too much, and anyword pertaining to love and yanziunlimited will set off a craze in all of us, yet she has to say that. too bad. wahaha. we love her too much to blame her xD
part 3 of ni guang weekend will be up soon!although it didn't happen in the weekend. but it happened during the week. xD
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
men should not accept our destiny, we should choose it.
never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
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